The frontal tramp stamp...

Everyone should be familiar with the famous tramp stamp tattoo. If you aren't let me refresh your memory. Wikipedia refers to them as, "A lower back tattoo is a body decoration, sometimes intended to emphasize sexual attractiveness. Such tattoos have become popular since the late 1990s. They are sometimes derided as suggestive of promiscuity and often referred to as "tramp stamps." And just in case you need a visual (also for my entertainment...) here is a picture.  

rankmytattoos.com

Hot huh? And no I am not trying to offend anyone that ever decided to get one of these "tramp stamp" tattoos or imply anything about your character. 


Anyways, now that the whole tramp stamp fad is so 1990, let me introduce you to what is the new and hot fad of today. And also, because I want you to be kept up on the most recent vaginal grooming trend. Wouldn't want you to feel left out. It is called,vajazzling. Oh yes, it is much like the tramp stamp, but with more bling. Much more. It took me awhile to gain composure after hearing about this new trend, just because I thought it was so ridiculous and honestly I thought it was a joke. According to Vajazzling.com (Yea, they have their own website) Vajazzling is, "The act of applying glitter and jewels to a woman's nether regions for aesthetic purposes." 


I mean really? Aesthetic purposes? I just can't imagine going to get "vajazzled" and pulling my pants down so someone can bling-out my vaginal area. Oh but wait, it gets better. Vajazzling is not cheap, it costs anywhere from $50-$150 to get your who-ha bejeweled and it only lasts for up to 5 days. I just don't get it. If any girl thinks she needs to decorate her privates to resemble a disco-ball she has some serious problems.  Please take a look at this nonsense. 

Photo source: http://www.crabbygolightly.com/mt/

My question is, what is the intention of getting vajazzled? And do you really want to degrade yourself to this extent? What are your thoughts?




Keep it classy,
Elizabeth